In my home town of Berlin I'm know as quite the traveler I juggle everywhere I go I've sailed around Cape Horn I've jumped over the equator I juggle everywhere I go. By the lights of New York City On an island paradise On the cliffs of Santorini In a bar that's made of ice These places sure look great, but just wait, there's one place I want to be so take me. Take me to Zanzibar But first I'll ride this elephant in India See the midnight sun in Norway See the burning hill in Turkey Bazars in Oman Bridges in Italy And ride this boat round volcanoes in Papa New Guinea I went up the Arctic And I saw the icecaps melting and in Spitzbergen I saw no polar bears And yet down in Dubai they're building pointless pointy buildings things like ski slopes in the desert, why build ski slopes in the desert? If you want to slide down ice Why not try a mountain, like this glacier in Argentina where I lost my clubs that day. If you want a grand adventure Climb this hill in Montenegro! Why not climb this dune in France? Why not climb these rocks in Spain? Take me to Zanzibar But first I'll freeze my hands off in Antarctica You know that Greenland's pretty icy And Iceland's pretty green. But the Faroe Islands are the greenest place I've ever been They even put grass on the roof of their parliament building Take me to Zanzibar. But first I'll take the scenic route round Africa I'll see the Suez Canal in Egypt The Mosque in Casablanca The caves in Tanzania And Fort Jesus in Kenya Then trek across the sand dunes in the desserts of Namibia. I think I've got to go a bit faster or else this list will take forever No one cares about places like Belgium No one's ever been to Malta I'm kidding, of course, Liechtenstein is important for tax reasons And we fought a war over the Falklands Columbus is buried in the Dominican Republic And some pretty good movies are set in Scotland The people who live there probably care about Estonia And this one place in Denmark is kind of pretty Corsica? Napoleon. Austria? Hitler. Poland? The Last Pope. Albania? No idea. But I know that in Uruguay they really care about football. And horses. Take me to Zanzibar but first I'll take a trip round the Americas. I'll go to Acapulco Mexico The Panama Canal Swing by Costa Rica And Bogota, Colombia And Caribbean island after Caribbean island after Caribbean island after Caribbean island. Take me to Zanzibar but first I'll juggle for kangaroos in Australia I've juggled in the smallest and the largest countries on the earth. I've juggled in the lowest place I can for what it's worth And of course, I've juggled in England That's the country of my birth Won't you take me back to Zanzibar.